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Humour for kids – 10 Funny Christmas jokes Nov 28, 2016

Being able to tell a good joke is a skill I admire. Start early and teach your kids this important, but often under-rated skill of getting others to laugh. Here are a few good, or what some would say are corny, jokes for you to teach your kids to share with their “rellies and friends” this Christmas.

How did I select these? The only criteria used was that I either laughed or smiled. So the bar was not set too high! I’ve listed the sites I found them on at the end of this blog.

 Joke 1

Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
Luke: How do you know?
Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.

Joke 2

Luke: What do elves do after school?
Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
Luke: Their gnome work!

Joke 3

Zoey: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don’t know. What?
Zoey: A pineapple!

Joke 4

Josh: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Mark: Dunno. Why?
Josh: Because he had low elf esteem!

Joke 5

One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke 6

Amanda: What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?
Robert: What?
Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Amanda: One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh.

Joke 7

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

The letter “Y”!

Joke 8

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has “no EL”.

Joke 9

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?

Because of all the wrapping!

and Joke 10 for mum or dad!

Spotted outside a church in Michigan: “Honk if you love Jesus. Keep on texting while you drive if you want to meet him.”

Sites [Also source of featured image]



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